Fox News exclusive! First successful monster hand plant reported! Dr Bucher, an obscure researcher who works alone and without government grants has successfully transplanted his own hand to monster 300 who wants his real identity concealed. In an interview, asked why he used his own hand for the transplant Bucher responded “It was the handiest one available”. Dr Bucher refused comment on what happened to the Monsters own digits while awkwardly hiding his left arm from the interviewer. Stay tuned for more at 11.
Fox News exclusive!
First successful monster hand plant reported! Dr Bucher, an obscure researcher who works alone and without government grants has successfully transplanted his own hand to monster 300 who wants his real identity concealed.
In an interview, asked why he used his own hand for the transplant Bucher responded “It was the handiest one available”.
Dr Bucher refused comment on what happened to the Monsters own digits while awkwardly hiding his left arm from the interviewer.
Stay tuned for more at 11.