THE DAILY MONSTER PAPERS 95
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I’m telling you, Giles, this formula will sell!!! Do you have any idea how many illustrated, pierced, and hair-color enhanced monsters are out there?? A product that can tame AND color inkblot hair in one swift application? The possibilities are endless! Monster Mousse will be in every salon by the end of the year. Do you think we could get Russell Brand to be our spokesperson? He has mad frizz.
MUM! I printed this off the Internet. It tells you how to colour hair properly. I told you that I wanted mine fluorescent green and indigo blue. Now look what you’ve done. Don’t give up your day job!
Oh! Yes! Very nice! I see it! And Russell Brand is naturally monsterized already, isn’t he?
Lesson 1: Never let your mum color your hair. Unless she’s a certified master hair stylist. Like mine. I just don’t have anything left for her to color. :^D
So, this is how monsters man ask monster girl to go out? a poem and a flower? On his head, so it wont be dead soon? 🙂
And with a look of loudly expressed dread. They live in a strange world, but I’m glad flowers and poems are still involved. :^)
these documents are not in color, what’s the matter with the print department. i said color!
“Golden–f**king–ROD! Is that so hard to understand? Christ!”
“Sorry. I had it written down right here. That’s my mistake. I’ll fix it right away. I apologize. I’m not myself today. I just had some bad luck and it’s left me a little dazed.”
“Oh man… And here I am, yelling at you. I apologize, too. Do you want to talk about it?”