12 DAYS OF MONSTER CHRISTMAS

Hello! Just in time for caroling season I thought I’d remaster one of my all-time favorite Daily Monsters®, so you can enjoy it in HD. (Only until 240p becomes an nostalgic revival trend, of course.) Share it with a friend and sing along, won’t you? Lyrics follow below.

On the twelfth day of Christmas,

my true love gave to me

Twelve creatures growling

Eleven boils for lancing

Ten beasts a-smellin’

Nine goblins dancing

Eight milkmaids screaming

Seven ogres cursing

Six goblins scheming

Five big eyes

Four ways to eat you

Three more to scare you

Two squishy brains

And a monster in a pear tree!